Voice over: Spike is the captive of First Evil and Buffy has to
assemble a crack team to rescue him.
(Clem stands in the doorway of Buffy's living room.)
Clem: I'm in charge of the snacks.
(Two-shot of Buffy and Anya.)
Anya: Dawn can shriek a lot and wave her weapon around
ineffectively.
(Close up on Willow.)
Willow: I could do a confusion spell, but, well, it's confusing.
(Boing sound effect.)
Voice over: But there are obstacles to overcome.
(Principal Wood blocks the door to the school basement
looking stern.)
Robin Wood: I don't suppose you'd like to explain why you
and several people -- some of whom don't seem to be students
-- are headed down to the school basement packing a variety
of medieval weapons?
(Wide shot of Buffy with Xander, Anya, Dawn, Willow and
Clem bunched up behind her.)
Buffy: (tentative) We're doing some role playing? Some ... um
... medieval role playing ... with weapons. But it's actually
going to be very non-violent.
Principal Wood: This really plays havoc with our zero
tolerance weapons policy.
(Two-shot of Buffy and Anya again. Buffy leaning against a
door frame looking disappointed.)
Buffy: This isn't working out the way I visualized it.
Anya: Oh? In what way?
Buffy: I thought we'd be competent.
Voice over: Next week on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.