Title: Next week on Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

Voice over: Spike is the captive of First Evil and Buffy has to
assemble a crack team to rescue him.

(Clem stands in the doorway of Buffy's living room.)

Clem: I'm in charge of the snacks.

(Two-shot of Buffy and Anya.)

Anya: Dawn can shriek a lot and wave her weapon around
ineffectively.

(Close up on Willow.)

Willow: I could do a confusion spell, but, well, it's confusing.
(Boing sound effect.)

Voice over: But there are obstacles to overcome.

(Principal Wood blocks the door to the school basement
looking stern.
)

Robin Wood: I don't suppose you'd like to explain why you
and several people -- some of whom don't seem to be students
-- are headed down to the school basement packing a variety
of medieval weapons?

(Wide shot of Buffy with Xander, Anya, Dawn, Willow and
Clem bunched up behind her.
)

Buffy: (tentative) We're doing some role playing? Some ... um
... medieval role playing ... with weapons. But it's actually
going to be very non-violent.

Principal Wood: This really plays havoc with our zero
tolerance weapons policy.

(Two-shot of Buffy and Anya again. Buffy leaning against a
door frame looking disappointed.
)

Buffy: This isn't working out the way I visualized it.

Anya: Oh? In what way?

Buffy: I thought we'd be competent.

Voice over: Next week on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

(Close up on Xander.)

Xander: I get it. It's all about underwear.